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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:41

What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

My boyfriend always verbally abuse me and makes me cry. If I try to tell him how hurt I was, he says to me he loves me and can't hurt me but always abuse me. Why?

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Are the seasons in Ireland different from those in Scotland, England, and Wales? Or are they just milder versions of each other?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

If white people had been slaves, would WLM be a thing right now?